Day 319

I'm soooo tired right now. My brother and I had another late night. I worked at the pub - I've made some good money in my 2 days of work there, and have had some good times, so I'm pretty happy. Once we closed the pub, him, a friend Carly, and I, went to the OB (which is the bar on the front that I was never a fan of, but now I just go and laugh at people)...And MAN did we laugh! Some of the stories involve profanity, so I'll edit them a little bit...but just so you get the idea...here goes:

There was this one girl on the dance floor just givin' er. She was all smiles, and dancing nonstop all on her own. She was brushing her shoulders, waving her arms in the air. I couldn't stop laughing. Then there was a guy who was probably 5 foot 2...and 300 pounds. He was wearing suspenders and to me, looked like someone you'd call Mr. Bojangles. We watched a really drunk girl go upstairs with some guy - she's gonna regret that. Her friend tried to stop her, but it didn't work. Then, Stephen went to the washroom, so it was just Carly and I sitting there...all of a sudden this guy runs up to us, puts one hand on my shoulder, the other on Carly's and starts jumping around. So I look up, and I'm like Hi! And Carly does the same. And this guys face just went serious..and he was like OH S***! He goes "I don't know you guys!" So I was like nope...no you don't. Hahaha and he was like "ohhh this is awkward, I thought I knew you girls...and I don't...this is awkward" So I was like, no it's ok...it happens. Then he said some pretty inappropriate comments that I couldn't stop laughing at. But I didn't want to laugh in his face, so I was like ok, and I sort of put my hand on his chest to turn him away. And he leans in again, says some more things that I didn't even know how to respond to. Then he's like, "Yeah...I don't even know what to say now...I thought I knew you...this is so awkward". So he finally walks away, and I try to tell Carly what he said, and I can't even get it out without breaking into laughter. I was crying I was laughing so hard. When I finally told her, she couldn't stop laughing. Then Stephen got back and we told him, and he was like WOW! I want to meet this guy. About 10 mintues later, we're sitting there, and I can see a reflection in the cooler. He's coming back to talk to me! I started freaking, and then I dunno what happened, but he turned around and walked the other way. I was just like oh, thank God!

So then, we're sitting there, the bar's closed now, but because Stephen knows everybody, we hang out with the owners and staff after hours. So we're sitting there, and one of the owners is like "Hey, do you guys want some freezies? I got them at Zellers!" So we're sitting at the bar eating freezies lol. It was awesome.

So as if all this isn't enough...we go outside to walk home, and we see a cab. So Stephen's like, oh let's take a taxi to the top of the hill, and he tries to flag it down. Well, the guy goes zooming past, but as we see him go by, there's one coming the other way, so Stephen flags him down. We get in the one cab, and the other one comes back. So the cab we're in...the driver's like oh it's ok, get in the other one, he was just turning around for you guys. And we were like no it's ok, we're already in this one. And he was like no no, go in that one it's ok. So we said fine and thanked him, get out of his, and go to get in the other one. Stephen gets in the front. I go around to the other door, and Carly can't get in cuz the door's locked on her side. So I reach over and unlock it. She gets one foot in, and the driver guns it! He steps on the gas pedal! I have no idea how she jumped up to hang on, but half of her is out of the door but hanging on for dear life, and Stephen and I are yelling at the driver. He stops, and no apology or anything...turns around and is like Well how long does it take you to get into the car?? "Your effin door was locked!" She said. So then without any kind of acknowledgement from him, Stephen's like, K we just want to go to the top of this hill. The driver said "Ok, you'll give me 5 dollars??" Stephen didn't understand. "5 dollars?!?! You've gotta be joking!" The driver', shocked, says "No?" Stephen goes 5? To go to the top of the hill? No way man, I'm not paying that. So the driver kicked us out of the cab lol. Then Stephen and him are fighting in hindu! I didn't even know Stephen knew any hindu. It was hilarious! After a heated argument between the two, we eventually made it up the hill on foot, and we get in my car to go get chips at 711. We get there, and they don't have the right kind. We go to a gas station, and EVENTUALLY get what we want, then to mcdonalds, then back to my house. Carly left, and Stephen and I watched Happy Gilmore til I started falling asleep. What a night! Lol. xx